Danny Baker: Aye Aye! Ahoy Ahoy!

Aye Aye! Ahoy Hoy!

The Unstoppable Talking Panjandrum Is Back In Town! 

Celebrating 50 Years Afloat On The Showbiz Seas! 

Dead Men Tell No Tales - So Might As Well Get Em All Told Now! 

Avast! Two Thundering Hours Guaranteed! 

“An Absolutely Blistering Night Out!” - The Isle Of Arran Shoemaker’s Monthly 

“Indiscreet Revelations Told With Swashbuckling Verve!” - Some Genius On Twitter 

As Seen On BBC1, BBC2, BBC4 And Virtually Every Radio Station In The Known World! (Even Pirate Ones) 

Positively Final Voyage! All Aboard! 

Ages 14+ Only PG Advised - Live Stand-Up